A very normal description of two very normal humans.
Two individuals.
Approximately adult-sized.
Possessing standard-issue faces, limbs, and emotional capabilities.
They enjoy “things”, dislike “other things”, and sometimes eat food.
On rare occasions, they even go outside (if merely to brave the journey to a Wetherspoon's).
Together, they have decided to host an event, at which other humans will also attend,
for reasons that remain unclear but socially acceptable.
Honestly, I'm not sure what you were expecting from this page; if you really needed it to know who we are, I may need to rethink the invitation - but you’re probably lovely, so you’re forgiven. Hope you enjoyed wasting your time reading all this drivel...